When Prairie Home Companion impresario Garrison Keillor takes his radio variety show on the road, to venues outside his home base of St. Paul, Minn., he usually writes and sings a song about the city that he’s visiting.
And the broadcast of “A Prairie Home Companion” from the Hippodrome Theatre on Saturday, Oct. 13, was no exception. Keillor composed a catchy song about Baltimore, which perfectly caught the spirit and quirkiness of our city.
Here are the lyrics of the song, which you can hear on the Internet here. (I didn’t recognize the tune, which may be original, although Keillor frequently adapts his songs to other, well-established music.)
Keillor had many nice things to say about Baltimore, and it’s well worth listening on the Internet to the entire broadcast, if you didn’t hear it on Saturday night on National Public Radio (or even if you did).
Baltimore, Baltimore
Lying near the Eastern Shore
Not Washington or New York
Baltimore my Baltimore
Camden Yards and Pimlico
Little houses in a row
Home of Edgar Allan Poe
Baltimore my Baltimore
Baltimore, on the Bay
Crabs fried or sauté
Life is just a big buffet
Baltimore my Baltimore
Gimme a plate of steamed crabs
A pair of pliers, a mallet perhaps
With a napkin in our laps
Baltimore my Baltimore
It’s the city of crustaceans
Fifty different combinations
Baltimore’s crustacean-nation
Baltimore my Baltimore
Waiting for the oyster truck
Hose ’em down and get ’em shucked
And toss the shells on the rug
Baltimore my Baltimore
Let’s go to Fells Point
Dive bars and breakfast joints
The omelets do not disappoint
Baltimore my Baltimore
Babe Ruth’s birthplace is near
John Waters made a great career
Anne Tyler, she lives here
Baltimore my Baltimore
Climb the hill on Charles Street
Hear an autumn melody
From Peabody Conservatory
Baltimore my Baltimore
Mount Vernon, Federal Hill
Looking for a corner grill
Need some crab, I’m hungry still
Baltimore my Baltimore
Baltimore, Baltimore
Lying on the Eastern Shore
Not Washington or New York
Baltimore my Baltimore
In looking up other Baltimore-related songs on the Internet, I came across one, entitled “My Baltimore Song,” which is on a Web site associated with the Baltimore Area Convention and Visitors Council. In 1977, songwriter Randy Newman released a song entitled “Baltimore”, which is much less complimentary of Charm City.
Are there other Baltimore-centric songs out there? Which one do you prefer?
-PAUL SAMUEL, Associate Editor